Funny Quotes

I love to read stories, quotes & jokes. Many of them are interesting, inspiring & innovative. Usually i will try to read these once in a week. Today, i wanna share some funny quotes with you. Be blessed :)

1. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
2. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
3. When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
4. It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Wow, now i enjoy reading this newly purchased book "IT". Share with you some principles once i m done with chapter 3. By the way, have you been reading any book? At least do one before the year comes to an end ok?